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11.06.2025 00:28
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
They put up a sign reading
Why do I feel so lazy every time I get into my room?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No go.
Hysterias & Posteriors
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Just Forget it!
Loons and Moons
What do you think of casting Emma Watson as the next James Bond?
So they tried
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Minds and Behinds
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Freaks and Cheeks
Still no good
Unacceptable again!
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
How was cancer treatment different in the US and the UK?
So, the docs changed it to read
Nuts and Butts
Thumbs down again.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No, not a chance
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
What's the funniest thing you heard in a movie theater?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Still no good.
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Next, they tried...
Everyone loved it.
No way
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Do women wear undies under leggings?
Then came..
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Why does Africa have all mineral resources but she is suffering economically?